Work at the Frontier of
Something Unprecedented.

We're looking for an experienced chemist with a background in gas-phase catalysis and molecular separation to join Dr. Reinhart's team and push our MY2T™ Refinery efficiency from 97.3% to something the CFO calls "genuinely offensive." You'll be working with MY2T™ AI data pipelines, real-world harvest samples, and a team that has collectively published more peer-reviewed papers in a six-year-old field than any other group on Earth — because they are the only group on Earth. Previous experience in biogenic methane science is not required and also not possible.

We're looking for: PhD in Chemistry, Chemical Engineering, or related field · 5+ years industry experience · Comfort with the unusual · Strong publication record · Ability to describe your work at Christmas dinner without causing a scene. A history of causing scenes is also acceptable if the science is strong enough.

FLATUTEC's MY2T™ Coach AI dietary service requires deeper microbiome modelling to personalise yield optimisation recommendations at scale. This role will lead research into the relationship between gut microbiota composition, dietary inputs, and methane output quality — a research area that is simultaneously cutting-edge immunology and, yes, exactly what it sounds like. Dr. Reinhart describes this role as "the most important hire we will make in 2026" and has asked us to write that here verbatim.

We're looking for: PhD in Microbiology, Nutrition Science, or Gastroenterology · Experience with 16S rRNA sequencing · Comfort with dietary data analysis · Professional stoicism.

The MY2T™ Mark VI — codenamed "The Phantom" — is our most ambitious hardware project to date. We're designing a capture unit so lightweight and undetectable that it is, for all practical purposes, invisible. You'll own the sensor array, power management, and MY2T™ Core membrane integration, working alongside Chad Toots's hardware team in our Warsaw lab. The role requires hands-on prototyping, tolerance for iteration, and a personal philosophy that accepts unusual testing scenarios as a normal part of product development. Chad describes the Mark VI as "the hardware I always imagined while sitting in an engineering class I was about to drop." The Mark VI is why he dropped it. He considers this a compliment to the Mark VI. His former AGH professor has not commented.

We're looking for: 5+ years IoT hardware experience · PCB design (Eagle or KiCad) · BLE/5G embedded systems · Wearable or medical device background preferred · Able to discuss your work at industry conferences with a straight face.

MY2T™ AI — our analytics platform — processes data packets from 847 contributors across Poland, optimising MY2T™ Refinery throughput, predicting yield windows, and adjusting grid supply dynamically. We're scaling MY2T™ AI for the DC expansion and need an ML engineer to own model architecture and real-time inference. The data is unusual. The scale is modest today and growing fast. The impact is, at Łomianki heating bill level, already real.

We're looking for: Staff-level ML engineering experience · Production-grade model deployment at scale · Python, PyTorch/JAX · Real-time systems experience · We will not ask you what your training data looks like in the interview. You will figure that out in week one.

FLATUTEC is opening its first non-Polish office in Washington DC in Q3 2026. We need one person on the ground to manage pre-launch contributor enrolment, coordinate with DC building managers, and serve as the public face of the FLATUTEC US expansion. You will be explaining, in person, in the US capital, what FLATUTEC does. You will be doing this with complete professionalism and without laughing. Prior government, energy, or public affairs experience is strongly preferred. The ability to look a DC facilities manager in the eye while describing our technology is, we want to be direct, the core competency of this role. We have 12 pre-registrations. We believe there are considerably more potential contributors in the Capitol complex alone. You will be the person unlocking them.

We're looking for: 5+ years in government relations, energy policy, or commercial development in the DC area · Fluent in the dialect of institutional understatement · Existing network in DC facilities management or building operations · Exceptional deadpan delivery.

The MooPak™ bovine expansion programme is scaling rapidly and we need an experienced operations lead to manage our New Zealand refinery site, coordinate with partner farms, and oversee the installation of 200 new MooPak™ units across two new sites in Q3. This is a genuinely exciting role at the cutting edge of agricultural bioenergy. The location is beautiful. The work is meaningful. The smell, in certain wind conditions, is something you will adapt to faster than you expect.

We're looking for: Process engineering or agricultural operations background · Experience managing field teams · Ability to work in a rural setting · Strong project management · An immune nose is a bonus but not required. It develops.

Brittany Carson's communications team — currently Brittany, and a freelancer she sometimes calls — is looking for a senior copywriter who can sustain the FLATUTEC tone: deadpan corporate sincerity about an inherently absurd subject. You will write press releases, product copy, contributor recruitment campaigns, and the kind of FAQ answer that makes legal pace the room before reluctantly approving. The "Nie marnuj gazu" Warsaw tram campaign achieved 14K impressions. The DC expansion campaign is in development. The brief is: DC. Capitol Hill. Atmospheric methane. Professional. Earnest. Don't blink.

We're looking for: 6+ years brand copywriting · Portfolio that demonstrates range and wit · Ability to write about intestinal gas with the same voice you'd use for a luxury car · Understanding that the joke is funnier the more seriously you take it. This is the whole job.